"... Kleenex at the ready. See,
nine-year-old footie fanatic Kes was so devastated that the price he got for his
grandmother's spare kidney wouldn't cover the black market price for a World Cup
ticket that he wrote a poem. "I just want to play football/Just like the posters
in my hall", it went. Being the rock Santa Claus, Mr EMI kindly swiped it from
the munchkin, set it to the tune of Tears For Fears' 'Come On' with dance bloops
on and marketed it worldwide as "an anthem made by the people for the people".
Sob." NME Express