Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
If you think we're on the run.
We are the boys who will stop your little game,
We are the boys who will make you think again.
So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
If you think old England's done.

Jurgen, has only got one Ballack!

Wayne and Frank are on their way,
Owen and Gerrard too.
With Ferdinand and Terry at the back,
It's gonna be 4-2! (all: "again!")
So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
If you think old England's done.

Jurgen, has only got one Ballack!

Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
We wont forget the Jurgen dive.
We still have nightmares over Rudi Voller's perm,
Your players singing "It's coming home!" it made our stomachs churn.
So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
If you think old England's done.

Jurgen, has only got one Ballack!

With our David's matador skills
It's always a killer pass.
When little Michael slots it home.
You'll be screaming: "was ist das!"
So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
If you think old England's done?

(interlude)

Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
We're gonna meet you in Berlin.
Sven and the boys will say: "Danke Deutschland!"
Arise Sir David Beckham with that World Cup in your hand!
So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
If you think old England's done?

To the tune of the famous 'Dad's Army' theme, the World Cup 1966 hat-trick hero Sir Geoff Hurst and the other goal scorer on that great day, Martin Peters lead an Allstar cast to go head to head with Embrace's 'official' England World Cup song with 'Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Jurgen Klinsmann'.
Consisting of other English heroes including ex-world heavy weight boxing champion Frank Bruno and one of the few remaining original cast of the hit TV show, 'Dad's Army' legend Bill Pertwee, Tonedef Allstars have pledged to donate 10p from the sale of each CD single to the Bobby Moore Fund for Cancer Research UK in memory of their late friend and fellow '66 hero.